If I had all the cupcakes and treats in the word and you asked, I would give them all to you.
If I could give you all the answers in the world, I would.
If I could catch every spider and defeat every bad guy hitting main street, I would do that.
If I could get your father to stop annoying you on the regular, I would.
If I could give you dessert for dinner and double down dessert for seconds after that, I’d eat with you!
If I could make broccoli taste like chocolate covered candy–just call me “on board.”
If I could be your unlimited ‘yes man’, I’d be that for you every single day.
If I could ponies fly, I’d take you to the moon.
If I could go down in a battle royale with the boogies under your bed, you bet I would go down in a blaze of glory.
If I could let you wear your pants on your head in public without judgemental glares, I would let you.
If I could let you lick the juice up off the table instead of cleaning it myself, for the 12th time today – I would.
If I could send you to Grammys, 365 days a year, I totally would.
But my little firecracker, I cannot.
So please stop asking me.😂
Wallflower Writing 